MISSING:
"BB"
AKAs:
"Binky"
"B"
and in a frantic search
"Beeeeeeeeeee Beeeeeeeeeeee"
LAST SEEN:
Tuesday, January 27, 2009
at approximately 2:45 pm
when carelessly thrown in a fit
of "terrible two" anger.
IF SPOTTED:
Do not return to owner.
Please discard in nearest trash receptacle.
OWNER'S WISHES:
Owner wants all BBs returned unharmed, no questions asked.
Please do not cooperate with owner.
Owner was previously distraught, calling out for BB dozens of times throughout the day. The owner has now begun accepting that BB is gone because he threw it (and another BB Backup earlier in the same day) when he was naughty and mad. He has been reminded how important it is to only throw balls and not show his anger by throwing (or hitting). In addition, all other "Backup BB friends" that lived in the owner's house are missing (or have been "taken care of") and his mommy would like to keep it that way. (Owner's mommy hopes that if there is a lingering BB Backup somewhere in the house, she finds it before the owner does!)
Owner has turned his attention (affection and obsession) to a small, talking stuffed toy, "Lambchop," who once belonged to his sister. He has been known to walk around loving on Lambchop, giving her hugs, kisses and patting her back. Owner's mommy sincerely hopes that Lambchop doesn't go missing as there is no backup plan for her!
IF "BB" IS FOUND,
PLEASE DO NOT COOPERATE WITH OWNER.
4 comments:
Way to cute!! Love the story. With us the peditrician really wanted them off paci's by the time they were 15 months old. Of course that didn't happen and I never thought it would. I didn't even tell the twins that their paci's were going bye bye. I moved them to "big boy beds" right after they turned two. They got new elmo pillow cases when they were two yrs 1 mo. I removed the paci's from their beds before they went down and they were so fascinated with the new pillowcases that they didn't ask. You could tell they were missing them but they never really asked about them after that day! Good luck with your missing BB (in hopes it doesn't show up in the owners mouth again) and if I see one I promise I will not return it to the owner :O)
Kristi, you are so funny.
I only have one of mine have a paci, the other 2 suck their thumbs and its hard to take that away.
Good luck with it all.
Hugs,
Crystal and Eva
Oh my gosh! I laughed hysterically!
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